My Geek Code (v3.0) says....

Geek: GCS/H

I'm a geek of computer science.

   a geek of humanities.

Dress: d

I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.

Shape: s+:+

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm a little rounder than most.

Age: a+

I'm between 40 and 49.

Computers: C++$

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UH++$

HPUX:

I've got the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.

    I'm making money at this.

Perl: P+++

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

Linux: L>+

I know what Linux is, but that's about all.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

Emacs: E-

Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: N++

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

Macintosh: M++>$

I am a mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and Unix nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.

    I'd like to be making money at this.

Politics-Social: PS+

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

Politics-Economic: PE-

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

Cypherpunks: Y+

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

PGP: PGP

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

Trek: t(+)

    I range from ...

It's just another TV show.

    ... to ...

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

Babylon 5: 5++

Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends." crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!

Roleplaying: R>+

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.

Television: tv-

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming'.

Books: b+++

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

Dilbert: DI++++

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

DOOM!: D---

To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.

Geek Code: G++

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

Education: e+++

Got a masters degree

Housing: h----

Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize.

Relationships: r+++

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

Sex[m]: y+++

I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.